SEX CHEAP AS CHIPS

A hooker has been fined for offering a punter a blow job as cheap as chips – Frito-Lay chips.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, admitted offering the sex act in exchange for a box of crisps when the man told her he had no money.
She was arrested by vice officers staking out an area of Oklahoma City known for prostitution and drugs, after they saw her flashing the lights of her car at passing drivers.
After a white Chevy pickup stopped next to her for about 30 seconds then both cars drove off, they followed, watched them park and saw a man get out of the pickup and get into her gold Chevy Malibu.
According to a police report, when they walked up to the car Smith was sitting in the driving seat with her blouse open and the man, Faron Johnson. 48, was “shuffling in the front seat as he attempted to pull his pants back up.”
Johnson, who works for Frito-Lay admitted he and his wife were having marital problems and he had set out to pick up a prostitute.
He said she asked him if he was looking for some company and when he said he was, asked him if he had any money.
The report said: “Johnson said he did not, but Smith agreed to give him a blow job, meaning oral sex, for a box of chips.”
There was a box of Frito-Lay chips, worth about $30 in the back seat of Smith's car.
When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution before she replied: “Yes, two or three times.”
She pleaded no contest to prostitution and was fined $1,142.
A police spokesman said Johnson was not arrested based on “officer discretion.”